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分类： 喜剧片 2008

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 初骏 7小时前 :

    却敢堵女儿的伤

  • 守星河 3小时前 :

    以及如果真的有感觉到“晦气”，说白了就是在宣告导演的胜利啊！

  • 及梓欣 1小时前 :

    叙事逻辑和多处的心理暗示很高明也很卑鄙，这部片子确实是让我认识到有时候某些“艺术禁令”是有必要的。有宗教信仰的朋友不适宜观看。

  • 卫玥 9小时前 :

    最近几部从昆池岩到灵媒再到咒，还是那句话，伪纪录片形式必死！！！

  • 彦梦 1小时前 :

    自以为聪明的设定，但其实很low！我再补充一下，晦气是骂得最轻的。剪辑烂，融梗，时间线乱，演员演技差，晃得头晕的镜头，明知自己身边的人都死了，明知诅咒的存在，还是自私的要孩子待在身边以及非要拍DV，以及不断害死真正想帮她的人，这狗屁不通的逻辑。大家怎么不骂贞子，不骂厉鬼将映，就唯独骂这个？你们还夸，就算没有最后的诅咒观众，也是低分烂片！

  • 卫采泓 3小时前 :

    这种诅咒观众，真的不舒服。还好有社会主义核心价值观护体。

  • 亓宏伟 1小时前 :

    结局相当于就是“不转发xxx”。册那，什么玩意儿！

  • 振祯 7小时前 :

    气死我了，果真晦气，就是QQ群里不转发就死全家那种晦气

  • 姬雨文 3小时前 :

    这个剪接的顺序很奇怪，作者性太强，但某种程度上与伪纪录的形式相悖。调度有些凌乱，些许下咒的内容令人会有生厌的反感，我知道这是想吓唬人也知道这就是个电影，但是这种方式跟电影结束之后字幕告诉你没鬼都是精神病其实某种诡异的有异曲同工之处……我们什么时候能放开了拍邪教和这些邪事儿呀

  • 家妮 2小时前 :

    乍一看還有點恐怖，完全可以往其他方向發展：不管是常見的在鬼神框架內的對抗邪神，還是親情和精神病女性的生活不易，或者是最後揭穿這種迷信背後的空無一物。但是這一項也沒有發生，甚至還用情節交叉來掩蓋劇情推進的緩慢，也絲毫沒有發揮蒙太奇作用，完全流俗於神秘懸疑氣氛和嚇不到人的jumpscare（預告片不如別放那個鏡頭）。就像很多人評價女主角是自己找死，這一設置就說明導演並不知道自己想做什麼——他只是想把沒人相信、只會令人覺得不適的虛假詛咒傳播出去，然後讓人覺得精神病人+女性是自己找死的，是只能為邪惡效力的。很無奈，服從確實是種「女性性」），可是你也拍不成Rosemary’s Baby，而且人家可沒有讓觀眾接受對女性的惡意，也不是把女性的倫理簡單當作順從...

  • 仪玉轩 9小时前 :

    说这么多，总结一下:

  • 容宛秋 8小时前 :

    那就让我 不可 退缩

  • 敬昊焱 9小时前 :

    不要盯着那些经文看!

  • 从问筠 2小时前 :

    知足吧，现在能有个这样的恐怖片看就不错了。还是有点创意的，居然直接要挟观众。现在拍恐怖片的导演越来越明白超自然的东西最不恐怖，人类的变形才最恐怖。有个恐怖谷定律，机器人越像真人就越让人不舒服，越卡通就越受人喜欢。看了《咒》就发现导演把功夫基本都用在算计身体变形的可能上了。蜂窝状皮肤病、吐蛆虫、脸上全身写咒语、面孔的毁与重塑、被诅咒后的磕血头等等…看完以后觉得不满足，就是这种变形其实做的还不够绝。真要有伽椰子那种塞进墙壁粉碎肉体咔咔咔咔爬出来才牛逼。

  • 卫家丽 4小时前 :

    谁说算计观众的不算英雄

  • 勇枫 7小时前 :

    感觉在看海清演恐怖片……这个电影怎么诅咒观众啊！！！中间那段视觉残留带来的冲击真的让人不适了。作为恐怖片而言手法确实很牛。

  • 商牟高懿 6小时前 :

    我不理解为什么到了2022年还有“这个世界的形状是以你自己的意志为准”这种台词，以及我竟然在里面看到了单亲母亲的不易……除此以外的部分我感觉都在侮辱自己，这个诅咒的水准大概就和“请转发到十个群里不然你就会倒霉”一个性质。最后主角长得太像海清了，以至我总觉得她要问跳出来的鬼：你一个月工资多少钱？买房了吗？准备写我的名字吗……

  • 向朋兴 1小时前 :

    结构比较混乱也没有很有趣，迷影到随处可见的前辈reference，ending前还要加插温情戏码，有些镜头的拍法也基本跟传统手持没有两样，为了剧情需要非要摆个可以拍4k的dv拍，也是不要太做作，这些都是束手束脚没放开的表现。

  • 康谷 2小时前 :

    我小时候上学路上曾经捡到过卷着的一毛钱，打开发现里面有封信，上面说这是一个古老的诅咒，看了信就等于受到了诅咒，解决方法就是要写十封信传给别人。她也是没办法所以就写了，建议我也写一写。 二年级的我当时就崩溃了，在被老师叫起来回答问题憋不住了，当场号啕大哭。成为童年最丢脸的回忆。真是没想到都三十多了，居然还能被这么整一次哈……

  • 侯千雁 7小时前 :

    作为恐怖片我倒是能原谅他咒我，毕竟选择去看不就是找刺激么。其实是个歌颂母爱的片子，只是完全没讲女主为啥突然就要把孩子接回来，以及为啥接回来了才会出事。这一点上逻辑断裂的比较严重。有意思的地方是导演用了几个心理学上的视错觉图和视觉滞留，第一次在恐怖片里见到有人这么用，还蛮合适的。

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