魏贞和徐强专用坐便器70 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2017

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 寒华 2小时前 :

    温子仁,始终在,出的作品就是不一样,其实真的不差好吗!

  • 崔涵菱 8小时前 :

    前半段差点弃了,表演和剪辑都有一股粗制滥造的公共台电视剧味儿。没想到最后半小时警署大屠杀注入灵魂,“最美逆行者”大战拉拉帮,欢乐得飞起。这么可爱的B级片质感要是能贯穿始终就好了。

  • 尚元瑶 6小时前 :

    1.5倍速熬了整整90分钟无聊到挠破头的剧情后,片子终于揭示了它的谜底,就……港片30年前的创意吧。比起它的难看,我更纳闷它体现出的恐怖片类型的整体停滞,莫非是精神病锁死了这个片种的发展进化?这还是温子仁,更令人绝望

  • 委漾漾 8小时前 :

    终于知道为什么能在中国上了,因为这好像是一部恐怖片,又完全不是一部恐怖片…[C+]

  • 于夏瑶 5小时前 :

    后悔没有看未删减版,而是花了6块去了爱奇艺

  • 御若云 0小时前 :

    新瓶装旧酒,双生子,医学实验,连环血案,身世之谜,优点是特效不错,看得爽。

  • 六清馨 5小时前 :

    三星半吧..感觉还行,能接受这种相对“有理有据”的恐怖......

  • 养梦菡 0小时前 :

    两位一体,互为镜像的设定,大胆且有所创新,这个概念可圈可点。遗憾的是,缺了人文内核。对于结局,我更偏向于到了杀妹屠母就戛然而止,一黑到底更妙。

  • 劳玄清 6小时前 :

    还可以啦,但就是不是温大之前的风格,之前一直都是灵异,这次几乎没有,反而有点超能力的感觉,但超能力也没太超……

  • 康驰 3小时前 :

    变形场景带来的肢体不适感 犹如阴风阵阵新解的舞蹈再现

  • 但秀敏 0小时前 :

    吓得我龇牙咧嘴,后背发凉,但是却没有感到恶心和后怕

  • 宾怿悦 6小时前 :

    B级风格大乱炖,温子仁拍的爽,看的也爽;最出彩的是警察局戏,把前面那么多铅黄都炖没味了;比苏确实蛮🉑️爱了,但剧本写的真一般,冷笑话就没必要写,悬疑部分写的太多了,还给自己开锁血挂;Gabriel蛮酷的,Annabelle黑发确实没金发好看;女主妹妹的演员还行…

  • 卫留成 9小时前 :

    一体两面的设定略感新奇,但逻辑线不够柔顺,另外故事架构确乎有《冰雪奇缘》的影子,套用在恐怖故事片中也算别出心裁,集百家所长成一家之言也是一种故事创作方法

  • 市天真 7小时前 :

    虽然最后的反派挺带感的,但是反转之前的剧情真的除了镜头外没有什么亮点,温子仁老婆的点子,温子仁就当做玩票之作拍了电影,海王2可不能这样轻易对待啊。

  • 戢涵衍 7小时前 :

    后面警局真精彩,诡异的行动模式,故事简单粗暴

  • 成鹤轩 7小时前 :

    很新颖的边缘的题材,能够体会到女主身体和感官被占领,自己动弹不得的恐惧。场景变化特效有点逃出绝命镇的感觉,很有代入感和侵蚀感,温子仁指导的非灵异恐怖片还不错。

  • 徭夜绿 5小时前 :

    好家伙,刺客信条加百列啊。他只是想秀一把操作。

  • 公俊晤 7小时前 :

    emmm……女主颜值被发型封印了。对电影期待有点高,但看起来感觉更像一部电视剧的其中一集……我看的还是未删减版,我更愿把它归结为科幻电影,而不是恐怖。

  • 后诗翠 0小时前 :

    好一个西雅图不眠夜。房屋空间的运镜,氛围营造确实非常的温子仁,潜伏、招魂的技法已经相当成熟。比较新颖的故事尝试但也未跳脱普遍亲情的框架。当然宣扬亲情难免些许老套但总是好的。

  • 勤书萱 0小时前 :

    前半段差点弃了,表演和剪辑都有一股粗制滥造的公共台电视剧味儿。没想到最后半小时警署大屠杀注入灵魂,“最美逆行者”大战拉拉帮,欢乐得飞起。这么可爱的B级片质感要是能贯穿始终就好了。

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