这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
An absurdist classic
This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
所以谁能不说今年这种大导演纷纷翻拍好莱坞黄金时期著名电影的风潮，是好莱坞电影人们无比自恋的表现呢。沉溺于自身曾经的成就，却又开发不出什么更好的新东西来，自恋也悲哀。
百老汇戏剧改变电影是好莱坞导演的梦，但是这个形式从电影诞生之初就十分具有风险，这次斯皮尔伯格也玩砸了。
在电影院看的。“古惑仔”版《爱乐之城》，“爱乐之城”版《古惑仔》，不过，歌曲都不咋好听。
再牛的导演也免不了要拍几部烂片。《罗密欧与朱丽叶》改成现代版之后剧情完全散架无法信服，单看歌舞画面挺不错，但真是被剧情拖了后腿！
挺喜欢这种歌剧风格，男主角安塞尔长得好智障的样子，这样都被一些人夸成帅了？想想好莱坞70年代到2000年的大把帅气男演员，这货最多群众演员。而且蠢的可以，这么容易中计，那个撒谎的毒辣长舌妇真够坏，奇诺真的蠢。
为什么要翻拍……演技贼棒的唱功在井底 唱功非人类的没演技
喜欢斯皮尔伯格的和不喜欢斯皮尔伯格的看完都沉默了
Gurl what did you see in that white boy?
实话实说了吧，工人阶级的审美已经落伍了，对zjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjki 笑死正说着呢，猫过来一顿乱踩，看来她也觉得难看而很生气
喜欢编舞，是我心目中西区故事的模样。男主啥东西，这里还可以通过唱唱歌掩盖一下拙劣的演技，tokyo vice里面就完全不能看了。
灯光镜头和舞蹈都很好，不至于这么多差评。斯皮尔伯格就是纽约人呀，这是他们的西区故事，而且总算不是全员白人假扮棕色人种了这一点比过去进步。青少年帮派斗争其实在立法禁止用童工之后，于是年轻力壮的小伙子们遵从动物本能天天争夺地盘惹是生非，青少年犯罪在当代西方成为大问题。
红色，是愤怒，是发泄。压抑后的痛哭，与我而言，好像不那么明显
刨去这没逻辑没道德伦理的尴尬主线，剩下的都能看都好看都耐看。Riff这么棒死的那么快，女主这么丑接下来还要演snow white，男主么就不说了。
d+这个nc subtitle，我是因为听不懂说的西语还是啥语言才看字幕。结果呢，英配字幕出的是那种语言依旧看不懂，中文字幕直接跳过，专挑英文的出翻译，我寻思你这字幕配的相关人员是不是该去喂猪啊？！仗着西语第二语言以为人人比英语还都会呗？？而且说真的，前面这一言不合就打架，打不了就斗舞，喂喂你们这样是死不了人的吧，后面cliche Romeo Juliet，no big deal。男主有点点眼熟，还有点好感，女主就不太符合我审美但是也不是很难看，就是emmmm耗子这pc为了pc而pc有点太没限度了，令人反感
两个主角虽然饱受诟病但是我感觉也能勉强及格（但是评分扑成这样和俩主演真的关系很大，如果换人演效果应该会更好）女配真的太耀眼了，奥斯卡女配应该没跑了。
2022-03-20
（另，剧本和情节虽然有病又奇怪，但是我忍了！）
从黑塞能把感性与理性分做两个人来写故事，就知道德国人这一生的追问都在二者之间
一场关于归属感的战争。电影内的一切都没什么大毛病，只是单纯喜欢不起来。
斯皮尔伯格大戏调度精彩/ 大银幕听一遍伯恩斯坦大满足 / Anita演员魅力非常
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