两女用胸互顶小说 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2005

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 原鹏翼 9小时前 :

    中间的剧情倒是还好吧 俗但不至于令人不适 我倒是又饿又馋感到不适😢

  • 年元勋 3小时前 :

    看的很舒服啊 没有硬硌叽你笑的感觉 如果当年的爱笑能出来攒个电影就好了 勾起了我对沈阳鸡架的好奇 你这是犯罪!

  • 似嘉树 6小时前 :

    怪不得腰子姐的腰子卖的好啊!这腰子真好,又大又白!要不是结局部分还有点意思的话,我就两星了。

  • 信延 2小时前 :

    中途猜到结局,却似乎没猜对,还挺有意外之感。笑点不是很大声,但也比较有趣。一度有点想不明白的是为啥不告诉妻子工作内容改了…结尾那段感觉眼神戏,一开始以为崔志佳饰演的角色对老爷子关店心存愧疚,但镜头一转又变成是想自己干烧烤去了…有点错愕…

  • 光小楠 9小时前 :

    整部片子节奏挺快的,看得还挺开心的。那烧烤:烤鸡架、烤腰子、羊肉串、龙虾、烤生蚝啥的哪个不好吃?宵夜永远是最迷人的。

  • 施俊健 6小时前 :

    男主的哥哥真好看啊啊啊啊啊又清秀又阳光运动

  • 拓拔修齐 7小时前 :

    搞笑片图一乐就可以了。越来越发现不能在抖音看讲解电影了,整的都剧透了没意思。还是比较搞笑的。尤其是结尾的眼泪,有点意思。

  • 可呈 4小时前 :

    孩子的梦想剧场,一个小小的不起眼的孩子,或许没有很多的玩伴,但是他的梦想却是很大,坚持下来获得荣耀,这是电影里最美好的一刻,但在现实中往往需要付出的更多时间

  • 左安顺 3小时前 :

    烂片,三观不正。儿子一心搞死爹,老头捡的年轻人转身成为对手没有任何吐槽,年轻人除了学习好,一无所成还家暴。

  • 冬格 9小时前 :

    与告别天团相比,它的结尾比告别天团好很多,但是剧情照告别天团差一些。

  • 乘阳伯 6小时前 :

    anyway it touches me.有梦想真的了不起

  • 勇运 7小时前 :

    美食片,简单讲述一个外行骗到两个内行一起分钱开烧烤店的故事,一天一顿大烧烤,一顿不行那就两顿。

  • 戈孟君 2小时前 :

    虽然一股子《欢乐喜剧人》的味道,但演员演技在线,编剧和演员都挺真诚的,再加上之前看的那个评分那么高的烂片把我恶心到了,给个3星半。豆瓣现在评分这么水吗?也是资本的降维打击呗?

  • 支震博 9小时前 :

    这是在干嘛??除了傻和毫无表演技巧nate没有任何特色😅这也能强行选中啊😅

  • 军秀逸 3小时前 :

    也就听听歌曲,至于剧情,确实挺弱的。尤其是黑化亚裔女孩(Good luck)其实挺不舒服,冲着这一点,我想以后也不会给我孩子看这部电影。过于追求圆满的大结局,为了看这个孩子表演放弃自己的试镜,或者二十年的姐妹矛盾都能化解,确实是毫无逻辑关系了。总之,刚刚及格的一部电影吧。

  • 厚歌阑 6小时前 :

    3.5分,作为网大,还是能看的。但是郑总想搅黄父亲的店,为的是让他好好休息。不惜出资十万给李炎燚来父亲背地里干,等真干黄,又要用资本来给李炎燚降维打击,明显站不住脚。还有李炎燚干烧烤,非要瞒着媳妇,导致矛盾不断,在公司和媳妇面前啥正事儿都干不好,在烧烤上和用人上又恍如大神,这人设也过于混乱。不过作为喜剧整体还是能让人笑一笑,希望继续努力,打磨剧本。

  • 前雅畅 5小时前 :

    国产现代片儿需要解决的一个问题是可信度,先把可信度问题解决了再玩梗啊,要不然看着累

  • 始雁风 2小时前 :

    佳佳的喜剧还是不错的,不搞那些低俗的笑点,也不搞无谓的煽情,比刘老根那帮天天咋咋呼呼拍电影的强多了。再打磨打磨,未来有发展前景。

  • 凡玉 0小时前 :

    2022.06.06 01:22 桑德兰保佑

  • 吕思雅 5小时前 :

    崔志佳和贾玲一样,越胖越搞笑,越胖越有戏了。

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