Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
太没惊喜感了，全程幻视章子怡演尚气他妈会是怎样一番景象
整个电影看下来，就觉得妈妈穿的那个汉堡比基尼不错。
本身质量其实还算及格，但是在众多美式恶搞喜剧熠熠生辉之下有点相形见绌了。
其实都没有什么cp感
这个十环实在是太神秘了，可惜没太多讲述其故事。刘思慕公交车上的那段打戏挺精彩，普通话实在没必要，文戏有点尬，尤其是和梁朝伟对戏的情况下。
一家人看的，很欢乐。虽然问题多多，但能看出漫威对华裔族群的诚意。梁朝伟演技在线，影帝就是影帝。A级制作就是不差钱，各种特效眼花缭乱，效果还不错，特别是第一次在漫威宇宙中看到了中国龙，激动！
一贯的无厘头风格各种屎尿屁加温情结局。没有剧好看，歌也很一般，给四星是因为我真的很爱这部剧
擦不干，你当时的泪光。路太长，追不回原谅。
无论如何都支持鼓励男主的老婆和咿呀学语的baby比狗狗更亮眼
6.5分。比《花木兰》强十个《晴雅集》的水平，不得不说结尾战大龙真的很容易联想到那条巨蟒，父子对决就有点老套无趣了。塔罗村的设定有点像“世外桃源”，只不过这里的村民都习武，各个手拿“金箍棒”。“神奇动物”的加入，不知道灵感是否借鉴了《捉妖记》，萌萌的，还挺可爱。当杨紫琼和元华同框出现的时候，思绪一下就被带到《警察故事3》去了，不得不说蛮多场面的动作设计都很棒，特别是公交车大战和高架桥上的打斗。梁朝伟也在打趣中吐槽了《钢铁侠3》里“满大人”冒充自己的梗，算是漫威变相的自黑吧。奥卡菲娜人设很讨巧，类似彼得帕克身旁的小胖，喜剧担当。刘思慕就有点路人脸了。“王”在这里起到了以往“尼克弗瑞”的联络人角色，也是引入漫威宇宙的重要线索。被片尾突然插入的《加州旅馆》开心了一下。没抱期待，所以，也没多失望。
杨紫琼摸着男主脸说他长得像他妈的时候我笑了……
看他们讲中文出戏，讲英文也出戏，我大概是陷入了一个怪圈，嫌弃生硬的中文和格格不入的英文。美国对东方的认知，还停留在功夫熊猫那一套。我之前看到传言说不能在内地上映的原因是梁朝伟演了傅满洲我真是信了他个鬼，那么问题来了，究竟是什么原因呢。最后一个彩蛋还是让我眼前一亮的。
没看过剧集，美国的这类型动画片几乎都get不到…
中国的英雄就不值得好好刻画一下内心了吗？？？
The fight scene at San Francisco is pretty good.
穿过塔罗那个隧道还有骑白龙好有千与千寻既视感😂
一开始梁朝伟和陈法拉的普通话口音挺让我跳戏的，不过到尚气讲的时候，我反而能接受了，因为那时我意识到这片是给海外华裔看的，漫威根本不把中国观众当第一客户，之后的一些所谓中国风也勉强接受了，欧美拍的中国风似乎都是这样，找点中国传统特色来包装，但是不深入了解，全凭西方人自己想象，这点从我们小时候看的《成龙历险记》就能看出来了：里面的恶魔、符咒除了八卦属性和生肖是中国的，其他全是西方想象的。
武戏的风格很《警察故事》+《卧虎藏龙》+《蜀山》。
向这种人与动物建立友情题材电影，我都会给满分
真的很喜欢这位家人，和妹妹一起看后她很开心
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