剧情介绍

  Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
  In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
  Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
  When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
  Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
  One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
  Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
  During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
  One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
  Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
  Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
  One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
  Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".

评论:

  • 晨鸿 0小时前 :

    叙事节奏很舒服,腾妹这部的演技真的好!!

  • 洁雅 3小时前 :

    这就是独行月球,致敬了很多电影,糅合了很多元素,不错的商业片。

  • 骞翱 3小时前 :

    音乐特效画面都一流。故事弱,英雄主义没有流浪地球有说服力和感染力。导演能力一般,独角戏和群像戏拍的都挺干瘪的。煽情过多,节奏也差。包袱和梗没啥意思。沈腾演技没的说,就是胖的有点油了,显得舔狗舔的有点猥琐了,马丽演技单一,hold不住冷面心热的女上司。群像里除了致敬流浪地球的兄妹,一个有台词的女角色都没有。呵呵。让我真心发笑的点只有给袋鼠配音那一处,剩下都不是真的好笑。

  • 益觅柔 4小时前 :

    一个喜剧电影看哭三次你说离谱不离谱呜呜呜

  • 祁锦昌 6小时前 :

    答应自己,下次再也不要心存侥幸看开心麻花的电影。时隔大半年走进电影院竟然看了个这……尤其电影院还一片的笑声与掌声 为中国观众叹息

  • 温绿蓉 9小时前 :

    PS:看到沈腾最后长发蓄须的造型,想到接下来老谋子最近正在拍摄的《满江红》,沈腾古装造型应该不违和。

  • 湛振海 3小时前 :

    除了搞笑,毫无逻辑可言。就当看了一场直播,但是搞不清楚为什么要直播?

  • 雪彦 3小时前 :

    小黄人这个世界观里填了很多彩蛋和细节,看得出来很用心。但是中国元素用的蛮凑合的

  • 本清一 4小时前 :

    只能说,剧情到最后,可以确定引进不了了,编剧不了解十二生肖,强行套用中国元素,有被恶心到。

  • 梓林 1小时前 :

    开心麻花还是执着于往影视作品中塞入各种各样与主体关联不大的段子,时不时地就让人出戏到春晚小品。地球那条线在前半段完全就是累赘,后来则慢慢成为了一条“工具”线,始终都未能自然融入主线叙事。一些概念,比如“中间人”“全球直播”“被遗弃者成英雄”,在实际执行中也没被挖掘出更深层次的价值。很多时候主创还是选择采用了更为稳妥的主流叙事,一些假大空的场面也随之产生。

  • 桐初 1小时前 :

    制作还是比较标准的,特效也ok,不算大笑片,结尾也不团圆。除了刚子抢镜,客串的黄子韬竟也不错,土掉渣的本色演出比那些刻意耍酷要好多了。

  • 琳莉 1小时前 :

    非常标准的公式片 可以说是好莱坞对如何讨好中国市场这一话题多年实践的经验集成 充满了刻板印象……祝愿这场实践能有真正的突破

  • 轩辰 3小时前 :

    无可救药的浪漫,让我无视他任何的逻辑问题无可救药的要给满分

  • 龙锐智 4小时前 :

    笑点很多,也不尴尬。我个人泪点低,连热血的部分也在哭。特效不错,演员表演更不用说。故事结局也没强行处理。好片!

  • 栀鑫 1小时前 :

    马蓝星,独孤月的“异球恋”也太浪漫了吧~独孤月最后还是写完了那封信啊,最后那个信封的特写看得人泪目

  • 闻人成荫 4小时前 :

    有笑点,但只是笑一次的笑,有煽情,却是长达半个小时的煽情

  • 桥清华 8小时前 :

    严肃部分有“荒月余生”韵味,当然整体格调还是偏向喜剧,全世界都在拍太空戏,但把这出戏拍出“月球是我家,一人也不怕”的幽默范儿可能还真是独此一家。整体特效做得还是不错的,而且沈腾这次的表演比较加分,独角戏演得一点也不虚,以及他的队友金刚鼠某种程度上成了主导全片的关键。将最“绝望”的设定套上最诙谐的过程,再升华成令人唏嘘的结尾……比彗星撞地球的《不要抬头》更温柔,却似乎也比以往的开心麻花更“狠心”。

  • 肥秋阳 7小时前 :

    刚子拉着独孤月飞过月球峡谷的时候,我好像有一瞬间看到了圣诞老爷爷骑着驯鹿雪橇车飞,画面又燃又唯美

  • 鲜于雅云 8小时前 :

    看的3d,有趣,好笑,非常放松的电影,很喜欢中国元素和中文主题歌,很有意思

  • 表振平 5小时前 :

    对喜剧的唯一一个评判标准就是它够不够搞笑,至少我在电影院笑趴了,这就足够了

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