两人坐爱片

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分类： 喜剧片 2018

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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评论:

  • 邛波鸿 5小时前 :

    电影主演想突出人物变化，男主开始默默无闻，只有变得狡诈才能成就大事，就是这种变化，可惜节奏太乏味了，拍得没劲儿啊，及格分

  • 谷振 6小时前 :

    果然还是不能相信人 要相信人所处的情况

  • 露寒 2小时前 :

    一开始要么就要狠，要么就要离得远，犹犹豫豫注定要牺牲不必要的东西，混个黑帮哪来那么多情义可讲，利益面前啥都不是。

  • 莲莲 7小时前 :

    尽情 破碎吧！

  • 梅彩 0小时前 :

    这部电影总体来说还是挺不错的，时间也比较长，不管是人设还是剧情都还可以，值得观看

  • 竭晓畅 8小时前 :

    看着有A24的风格！还得再看看，挖掘细节！小女孩演的不错！

  • 祁衡屿 8小时前 :

    90分钟，被侮辱了我智商90分钟！给两星，一星给小姑娘，一星给木匠的背带裤。

  • 畅龙 1小时前 :

    《新世界》低配黑帮版……勉强6分吧！

  • 聂凝芙 6小时前 :

    恐怖氛围还可以，可这…这是啥玩意啊，隐喻母女关系的变化吗，活活把自己女儿逼成了魔鬼？

  • 欢梦 1小时前 :

    我炒，是我看过【新世界】后，唯一让我震撼的黑帮电影，绝对6.7分低得太多了

  • 能书意 5小时前 :

    3。虽然摆脱了一点程式化，演员也很用力，但是导演拍的乱，葬送了

  • 板绿兰 5小时前 :

    控制狂母亲，龟男父亲，熊弟弟和抱歉妹的幸福生活

  • 许山梅 6小时前 :

    硬伤是缺少逻辑，人物也没什么动机，但四星是因为我真的喜欢这种复古的质感，像野狗一样撕咬的底层

  • 浮清舒 3小时前 :

    所以只有杀了大哥，你才能成为大哥。而现在，只能等领导退休，你才能当上领导

  • 涵茜 9小时前 :

    在当今时代。当你出现差的一面太多父母根本不把你当成人看。一心只想把孩子培养成材，堆积巨大压力让孩子无法承受导致自沙屡屡皆是。根本不会了解孩子想要的是什么。

  • 禚淳雅 1小时前 :

    脑洞开的比较大 那妈心理真是扭曲…还有为什么恐怖片里每个狗子的结局都这么惨啊😅

  • 运胤 7小时前 :

    略显沉闷 总感觉在讲道理 就是没有耐心看下去的感觉

  • 露婷 0小时前 :

    这种电影已经不算是隐喻了，通篇都是人格分裂

  • 驰梁 3小时前 :

    黑道中的胜利通常不是优秀的人，而是够混蛋的人。

  • 阳含灵 2小时前 :

    和香港黑帮电影相比，这部电影缺少一点兄弟情义，多了一点英雄主义，缺少一点帮派单纯火拼的恩怨情仇，多了一点尔虞我诈。

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